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1.  You are absolutely out of your mind crazy about animals and would gladly run in front of a speeding vehicle to save one. 

2.  You have no life and nothing better to do with your time anyway.

3.  Your personality does not fit in with office politics, cubicle etiquette, dress codes, and 9 to 5 hours.

4.  You despise bosses who lie, cheat, steal and treat employees like crap – and expect you to do the same.

5.  You need money to survive and welfare just won’t make it.

6.  You have a gift for listening, getting people to trust you and to feel safe with you and you are a good conversationalist.

7.  You don’t blink an eye when a potential client asks you to feed Fi Fi from her special spoon on her special china plate at the formal dining table.

8.  You don’t mind working 365 days a year because you are usually alone on the holidays and weekends anyway.

9.  You love driving to neighborhoods you never knew existed, creating your own parking spaces where there were none, finding houses with no numbers, and figuring out how to get into them with keys that don’t work.

10. You have no intention of becoming a millionaire, and just want to earn an honest living doing what you love, hanging around with dogs and cats all day.